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the rising threat of ninja attack

Sat Oct 14, 2006, 2:22 PM
We've all heared the storys some tourist hiking on food to his destinantion in the woods then Bam mother fuckers dead from a ninja star, explination............................................

according to a new research, scientists have discovered that the rising threat of ninja attacks can be liked to the increase of mining and clearcutting in the western montana region. with the increase of human industrial expantion and outdoor leisure activity accompanyed by the decrease of woodland area, ninja are losing most of their habitat but more importantly, their mating and spawning ground.



ninja can spawn at least 200 young in one sitting with a very interesting a sexual reproduction method called a smoke bomb. not much is known about this method but one ninja bursts into a puff of smoke and the new young diffuse from the cloud.



but back to the point many workers and tourists have invaded the habitat of the ninja and are being attacked. the ninja attacks have increased 75% since 1995.



this can be avoided by simply avoiding ninja habitat. I for one am for boycotting the clear cutting and minning of ninja habitat untill we have a better understanding of the specie.



in conclusion the ninja specie is threatened and endangered but the government is doing nothing to protect them or their natural habitat. if nothing is done soon I fear that we may never see another ninja for they will be extinct. furthermore, once again this can all be avoid by simply stalling the industrial work and studying ninja till we have a better understanding of them.

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